RELEASE THE WACKEN........................... (CLASH OF THE TITANS REVIEW)

OK SO I SPENT SATURDAY WITH MY BOY BILLS AND HIS FAMILY. WE WAS GONNA GO SEE CLASH OF THE TITANS AT THE IMAX THE NIGHT BEFORE, BUT WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A COOL THING TO DO WITH HIS SONS BEING THAT, #1 THE MOVIE WAS 3D, #2 WE REMEMBERED HOW COOL IT WAS WHEN WE WATCHED THE ORIGINAL ONE WHEN WE WERE KIDS. BOY WERE WE WRONG. FIRST OFF LET ME START OFF BY SAYING, IF YOU GONNA HAVE A MOVIE IN 3D THEN THE BEST PART OF THE 3D SHOULD NOT BE THE CREDITS. MOST OF THE MOVIE DID NOT HAVE THAT JUMP OUT THE SCREEN 3D EFFECT, WHICH MADE FOR A LAME ATTEMPT. SECONDLY, WITH TAKING LIL BOYS TO THE MOVIES THERE IS THE CHANCE THAT THEY WILL BE RUNNING IN AND OUT TO THE BATHROOM. THE FACT THAT BILLS SPENT ALMOST A HALF HOUR DOING THAT AND MISSED NOTHING IN MOVIE SHOULD TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SCRIPT. HONESTLY THE FIRST HALF HOUR TO AN HOUR WAS TRASH. THE BRIGHT SPOTS WAS THE MEDUSA SCENE AND JUMBO SIZED SCORPIONS WERE COOL. LASTLY THE KRAKEN WAS HYPED UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE, BUT TOOK LONGER TO EMERGE FROM THE WATER THAN IT DID FOR HIM TO FALL. I MEAN THE KRAKEN DIDNT GET IT CRACKEN, HE GOT HIS BUTT KICKED FASTER THAN A MIKE TYSON ROUND 1 KNOCKOUT!!! SO OVERALL OUT A POSSIBLE 5, I HAVE TO GIVE THIS ONE A 1 AND A HALF. DEFINITELY NOT WORTH 3D MOVIE MONEY, AND MAYBE NOT EVEN WORTH BUY IT ON DVD. WAIT FOR IT TO HIT CABLE, OR JUST SKIP IT ALL TOGETHER. - KEVITO D.