DWADE GONE FISHING FOR CASH THIS OFFSEASON

WHAT TEAM YOU THINK DWADE WILL PLAY FOR? NEW YORK,NEW JERSEY,L.A.CLIPPERS OR STAY IN MIAMI.......

NHL PLAYOFFS

EASTERN CONFERENCE:PHIL.FLYER WON SERIES OVER N.J. DEVILS (4-1) PITTS.PENGUINS DEF. OTTAWA (4-2) WASHINGTON VS. MONTREL SERIES TIED (3-3) BOSTON DEF.BUFFALO (4-2)WESTERN CONFERENCE:SAN JOSE DEF. COLORADO (4-2) CHI.BLACKHAWKS DEF. NASHVILLE (4-2)VANCOUVER DEF. LOS ANGELES (4-2) DETROIT DEF. PHOENIX (4-3)

WWE EXTREME RULES

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP:JOHN CENA DEF.BATISTA,UNI.CHAMPIONSHIP:SHOMIZ DEF. MARK HENRY & MVP,STREET FIGHT:SHEMUS DEF.TRIPLE H,STRAP MATCH:JTG DEF. SHAD,WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:JACK SWAGGER DEF. RANDY ORTON,STEEL CAGE:EDGE DEF. Y2J,HAIR MATCH:C.M.PUNK DEF. RAY,DIVA TITLE:BETH DEF. MCCOOL

KENTUCKY DERBY

FAVORITE ESKENDEREYA(WHO WON THE WOOD MEMORIAL) IS OUT DUE TO INJURY (FRONT LEG)NEW FAVORITE LOOKIN AT LUCKY 3-1 ODDS

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MOVIE OF THE WEEK:HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON,DVD OF THE WEEK:JANKY PROMOTERS(ICE CUBE & MIKE EPPS),MUSIC SONG OF THE WEEK:ALL I DO IS WIN(REMIX) DJ KHALED,VIDEO GAME OF THE WEEK:SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION, MOST SEE T.V. MAYWEATHER/MOSLEY 24/7

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DVD OF THE WEEK:AVATAR SONG OF THE WEEK: RIC ROSS F/ NE-YO SUPER HIGH MOVIE OF THE WEEK: KICKASS VIDEOGAME OF THE WEEK: JUST CAUSE 2 SHOW OF THE WEEK: BASKETBALL WIVES SUNDAY'S AT 10:30PM ON VH1 MOST SEE T.V.: NBA PLAYOFFS AND 24/7 MAYWEATHER/MOSLEY.......

I GOT A VIDEO JONES IN MY BONES

DALLAS COWBOYS OWNER JERRY JONES GOT CAUGHT ON VIDEO FROM A CELL PHONE MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT TIM TEBOW AND BILL PARCELLS.JONES STARTED "BILLS NOT WORTH S**T", I LOVE HIM BUT THEY WERE ON MY BUTT SO BAD, I HAD TO BRING HIM IN.J'S GOT TO HAVE A YES MAN,I GOTTA GET THIS F**KING STADIUM.HE ALSO STATED "IF THE COWBOYS DRAFT TIM TEBOW HE'LL NEVER GET ON THE FIELD". WHY? JERRY WHY? THE COMMISSIONER WILL SERIOUSLY FINE YOUR STUPID ASS,WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH REMEMBER HE FINED TENNESSEE TITANS OWNER BUD ADAMS $250,000 FOR GIVING BUFFALO BILLS FANS 2 MIDDLE FINGERS(ALSO CAUGHT CELLPHONE).JERRY AND BUD YOU GUYS ARE OWNERS OF NFL FOOTBALL TEAMS WITH FACEBOOK, MYSPACE AND TWITTER AROUND GETTING YOUR EMPLOYEES IN SOME HEAT, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO AN EMPLOYEE ABOUT WHAT HE PUT UP ON THESE SITES IF YOU'RE NOT SETTING AN EXAMPLE YOURSELF STUPID ASS M****F***ERS.....

GIANT UNDERDOG

NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS ARE THINKING ABOUT TAKING ALABAMA'S LINEBACKER MCCLAIN WITH THE 15TH PICK.HE WAS A 3 YEAR STARTER FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPS.MCCLAIN IS 6'4 258 POUNDS WITH A 4.6 ON THE 40 YARD DASH,270 TACKLES AND 8 SACKS IN HIS CAREER.MY UNDERDOG PICK ISIEJAH ALLEN CORNERBACK FROM FORDHAM THATS RIGHT FORDHAM RAMS, SPEED,SPEED AND MORE SPEED.HE'S ONLY 5'11 198 POUNDS WHO HAD 71 TACKLES.HE SHOULD BE A STEAL AT THE 6 OR 7TH ROUNDS.GIANTS OR JETS WOULD BE NICE......

SANTONIOS NEW HOME

J.E.T.S JETS,JETS,JETS DID IT AGAIN WITH A TRADE TO ACQUIRE SUPERBOWL XLIII MVP SANTONIO HOLMES,FOR THOSE WHO DON'T REMEMBER HE MADE THE CATCH (TOUCHDOWN CATCH THAT IS)WITH 35 SECONDS LEFT AGAINST THE CARDINALS WINNING THE SUPERBOWL FOR PITTSBURGH.NOW MARK SANCHEZ HAS ANOTHER TARGET AT WIDE OUT FOR BIG PLAYS AND YARDS AFTER THE CATCH,HE'S A GREAT WEAPON TO HAVE ON THE FIELD.THE JETS GOT A STEAL FOR A 5ROUND DRAFT PICK.I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DISORDERLY CONDUCT, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND ASSAULT THAT HE NEVER DID ANYTIME FOR (CHARGES DROPPED) OR SOME WOMAN SUING SANTONIO CLAIMING HE THROW A GLASS AT HER IN AN ORLANDO NIGHT CLUB.PITTSBURGH!!! JET FANS THANK YOU!!!! WHILE YOU GUYS KEEP BIG BEN(BEN ROETHLISBERGER) AND HIS OFF-SEASON S!!T, MOTORCYCLES,SEXUAL ACCUSING WOMEN ETC.THE JETS WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE 79 RECEPTIONS 1,248 YARDS AND 5 TOUCHDOWNS (LAST SEASON) FROM A 26 YEAR OLD (TROUBLED) MAN LMAO.....

UCONN MAKES HISTORY

THE HUSKIES WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WITH A WIN OVER STANFORD 53 TO 46.MAYA MOORE SCORED 23 POINTS AND GRABBED 11 REBOUNDS, TINA CHARLES ADDED 9 POINTS 11 REBOUNDS AND 6 BLOCKS.STANDFORD'S NNEMKADI OGWUMIKE SCORED 11 POINTS AND 13 REBOUNDS, KAYLA PEDERSEN ADDED 15 POINTS AND 17 REBOUNDS.THE HUSKIES GOES TO (39-O)AND 78 STRAIGHT WINS, A WOMENS DIVISION 1 RECORD JUST 10 AWAY FROM UCLA MENS 88 STRAIGHT WINS FROM 1972 TO 1973 UNDER JOHN WOODEN.UCONN COMPLETED BACK-TO-BACK PERFECT SEASONS,WITH MAYA MOORE COMING BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON THE UCLA RECORD WILL COME DOWN..CONGRATS GENO AURIEMMA AND THE LADY HUSKIES.....

TIGER,TIGER IS STILL GOOD YA'LL

GOLF FANS WITNESS A TRUE MASTER AT THE MASTERS THIS WEEKEND, SORRY PHIL AND IT WAS A GREAT WIN FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.WE KNOW IT WAS SPECIAL CAUSE BOTH YOUR MOTHER AND WIFE BATTLING BREAST CANCER.TIGER WOODS DID LOSE THE MASTERS COMING IN 4TH PLACE BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE MAN CREDIT AFTER EVERYTHING HE BEEN THROUGH THESE PAST FEW MONTHS.TIGER'S BACK FOR SURE,EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE HE WAS UNFOCUSED AT TIMES MISSING SHORT PUTTS.TIGER CAN LEARN IN MANY WAYS FROM PHIL LIKE FAMILY MATTERS AND COME BACKS.PHIL MICKELSON MAY HAVE WON THE MASTERS BUT THE MASTER IS BACK,GREAT FOR GOLF ALTOGETHER.CONGRATS PHIL!!!

SNAKE BITES THE PEOPLES CHAMP

I WANNA START OFF BUY SAYING I LOVE THE ROCK AND ALL HE'S DONE FOR THE WRESTLING BUSINESS BUT SOMEONE STATED THE ROCK TRANSCENDED THE SPORT LIKE NO ONE ELSE(SINCE HULK HOGAN IN THE 80'S)WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!!!! WHAT,WHAT,WHAT,WHAT,WHAT!!!! LMAO WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS NON-WRESTLING WATCHING MOTHER!!! SO YOU'RE SAYING STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS A NOBODY.LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU MY FRIEND.STONE COLD AND THE ROCK BOTH STARTED THEN WWF IN 1995(FACT) THE ROCK: 2 TIME WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,7 TIME WWF/WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, 2 TIME WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, 5 TIME WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPION, ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER(2000) 6 TIME TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION.PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED:MATCH OF THE YEAR(1999 & 2002)MOST POPULAR WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(1999 & 2000)WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(2000) RANKED #2 OF THE 500 BEST SINGLES WRESTLERS OF THE YEAR(2000)RETIRED IN 2004.....STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN: 1 TIME MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION, 6 TIME WWF/WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, 2 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, 4 TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPION, KING OF THE RING(1996), ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER (1997,1998 & 2001), 5 TIME TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION AND MY FAV, WWE HALL OF FAME(CLASS OF 2009) PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED: FEUD OF THE YEAR(1998 & 1999) MATCH OF THE YEAR(1997) MOST HATED WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(2001) MOST POPULAR WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(1998) WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(1998,1999 & 2001) RANKED #1 TOP 500 BEST SINGLES WRESTLER OF THE YEAR(1998 & 1999) RETIRED IN 2003.....WRESTLEMANIA THE BIGGEST STAGE,THE SUPERBOWL OF WRESTLING,HEAD TO HEAD STONE COLD IS 2-1 AGAINST THE ROCK....TRANSCENDED MY ASS!!!!! SO DX,MANKIND & THE UNDERTAKER DIDN'T HELP AT ALL.IF JOHN CENA WAS TO RETIRE RIGHT NOW WITH HIS STAR POWER(WWE SINCE 2000, 9 TIME WORLD CHAMP AND CURRENT,3 TIME U.S. CHAMP,2 TIME TAG CHAMP,2008 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER,RAP ALBUM YOU CAN'T SEE ME DEBUTED AT #15 ON THE US BILLBOARD 200 CHART, THE MARINE DISTRIBUTED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX WITH OVER 30 MILLION RENTALS IN THE FIRST 12 WEEKS, 12 ROUNDS GROSS OVER 17 MILLION, ENDORSEMENTS LIKE GOLD'S GYM,YJ STINGER,SUBWAY & GILLETTE AS PART OF NASCARS YOUNG GUNS COMPAIGN)WOULDN'T BE JUST AS GOOD OR EVEN BETTER ACTOR THEN THE ROCK,LIKE MY BOYS ON NFL COUNTDOWN "COME ON MAN",YOU CAN'T SEE ME,IF YOU SMELL!!!!!!!AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BILLSMANIA SAID SO.....BILLSMANIA(BLACK DOLLAR BILLS)

TIGER, TIGER, TIGER WOODS YALL!!!

OK ENOUGH WITH THE TIGER TALK ALREADY. JUST LET THE MAN PLAY. IF HE APOLOGIZES ONE MORE TIME IN A PRESS CONFERENCE IM GONNA THROW SOMETHING AT THE TV. IF NEWS CHANNELS SUCH AS CNN, OR MSNBC SPEND ANYMORE TIME ON THIS NON STORY IMMA GO CRAZY. THIS MORNING EVEN THE WEATHER CHANNEL WAS TALKING ABOUT TIGER. JUST LET THE MAN PLAY. WE ALL KNOW HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, LIKE MORE THAN HALF OF THE MARRIED MEN IN THE U.S. DOES SO WHATS THE BIG FUSS. ITS NOT LIKE TIGER WOODS WAS SOMEONE BEFORE HE SWUNG A CLUB, SO JUST CAUSE HE DOES LETS NOT ACT LIKE HE CANT BE HUMAN. SURE HE WAS STUPID ABOUT HIS, ESPECIALLY HOW HE GOT CAUGHT. ITS GOOD FOR A GOOD LAUGH, BUT NOT THE NEWS PAPER COVER BACK AND FRONT. I REALLY HOPE HE WINS THE MASTERS, SO ALL THOSE PEOPLE CALLING HIM A DISGRACE CAN JUMP BACK ON HIS JOCK STRAP. THEN I CAN WRITE ABOUT THAT. AND DONT WORRY IM TAKING NAMES, AND CALLING THEM OUT. LUPICA IS TOPS ON MY LIST CAUSE HES GOOD FOR THAT. SO LETS SEE WHAT HE DOES THIS WEEKEND, HOPEFULLY HE CAN GET BACK TO PLAYING AT A HIGH LEVEL. BE TIGER WOODS AGAIN. NOT THIS VILLAIN THAT THE MEDIA IS MAKING HIM OUT TO BE. ACTUALLY TIGER SHOULD BE A POLITICIAN AFTER GOLF CAUSE HE WILL FIT RIGHT IN. NO TALK ABOUT THEM CNN. - KEVITO

RELEASE THE WACKEN........................... (CLASH OF THE TITANS REVIEW)

OK SO I SPENT SATURDAY WITH MY BOY BILLS AND HIS FAMILY. WE WAS GONNA GO SEE CLASH OF THE TITANS AT THE IMAX THE NIGHT BEFORE, BUT WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. SO WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A COOL THING TO DO WITH HIS SONS BEING THAT, #1 THE MOVIE WAS 3D, #2 WE REMEMBERED HOW COOL IT WAS WHEN WE WATCHED THE ORIGINAL ONE WHEN WE WERE KIDS. BOY WERE WE WRONG. FIRST OFF LET ME START OFF BY SAYING, IF YOU GONNA HAVE A MOVIE IN 3D THEN THE BEST PART OF THE 3D SHOULD NOT BE THE CREDITS. MOST OF THE MOVIE DID NOT HAVE THAT JUMP OUT THE SCREEN 3D EFFECT, WHICH MADE FOR A LAME ATTEMPT. SECONDLY, WITH TAKING LIL BOYS TO THE MOVIES THERE IS THE CHANCE THAT THEY WILL BE RUNNING IN AND OUT TO THE BATHROOM. THE FACT THAT BILLS SPENT ALMOST A HALF HOUR DOING THAT AND MISSED NOTHING IN MOVIE SHOULD TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SCRIPT. HONESTLY THE FIRST HALF HOUR TO AN HOUR WAS TRASH. THE BRIGHT SPOTS WAS THE MEDUSA SCENE AND JUMBO SIZED SCORPIONS WERE COOL. LASTLY THE KRAKEN WAS HYPED UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE, BUT TOOK LONGER TO EMERGE FROM THE WATER THAN IT DID FOR HIM TO FALL. I MEAN THE KRAKEN DIDNT GET IT CRACKEN, HE GOT HIS BUTT KICKED FASTER THAN A MIKE TYSON ROUND 1 KNOCKOUT!!! SO OVERALL OUT A POSSIBLE 5, I HAVE TO GIVE THIS ONE A 1 AND A HALF. DEFINITELY NOT WORTH 3D MOVIE MONEY, AND MAYBE NOT EVEN WORTH BUY IT ON DVD. WAIT FOR IT TO HIT CABLE, OR JUST SKIP IT ALL TOGETHER. - KEVITO D.

HOGAN NOT CUTTING IT

HOGAN BROUGHT STAR POWER TO TNA WHICH WAS LIKE NO OTHER.HOGAN AND BISCHOFF ONCE TOOK ON THE ALL POWERFUL WWE.THEY WON FOR 82 WEEKS AND ALMOST PUT VINCE OUT OF BUSINESS TO COME UP SHORT LOSING THE WAR,WITH BETTER TALENT WRESTLING FANS WOULD THINK TNA HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF TAKING DOWN WWE.TNA STARTED ON THURSDAY NIGHTS THEN DECIDED TO MOVE TO MONDAY NIGHTS AT THE WRONG TIME.I DON'T KNOW WHAT HOGAN AND BISCHOFF WAS THINKING MOVING TO MONDAY NIGHTS WITH WRESTLEMANIA RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.THE PAST MONTH AND A HALF WWE HAS BEEN MURDERING TNA IN RATINGS ON MONDAY NIGHTS.VINCE WILL DIE FOR WWE SO HOGAN AND BISCHOFF HAS THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM....GOOD LUCK GUYS YOUR GOING TO NEED IT.I JUST HOPE YA'LL LEARNED A LESSON FROM THE FIRST TIME,SO FAR NOT GOOD.......BILLSMANIA(BLACK DOLLAR BILLS)

FINAL FOUR

DUKE VS. BUTLER...THANK YOU BUTLER FOR SHOWING UP YOU DID WELL,YOU GUYS HAD A GOOD YEAR,BUT LIKE MY MAN SAID IN HARLEM NIGHTS(THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP)DON'T TAKE THIS A!!WHOPPING SERIOUSLY....BLUE DEVILS BABY!! ONE MORE COACH K...I ALMOST FORGOT MS.MOORE IS THE TRUTH AND THE UCONN HOSKIES(ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS EVER) WILL WIN 78 STRAIGHT AND THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN BACK TO BACK UNDEFEATED YEARS......

EAGLES UNDER MY SKIN

I'M JUST GONNA GET RIGHT TO THE POINT.I WANNA KNOW WHY THE F!!K THE EAGLES WOULD TRADE MCNABB TO THE REDSKINS.WHY WOULD U TRADE MCNABB ANYWAY AND TO A TEAM IN THE SAME DIVISION,WHO THE F!!K IS CALLING THE SHOTS OVER THERE THE OWNERS GRANDSON!!!! YOU GOTTA BE F!!K KIDDING ME.EAGLE FANS SHOULD TAKE THEIR HEADS PUT IT IN THE F!!KING BELL HOLDING A CHEESESTREAK AND HAVE THE WHOLE NFC EAST PLUS TRIPLE H HIT'EM WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.THE EAGLES ARE TELLING US THAT KEVIN KOLB IS GONNA BRING THEM A CHAMPIONSHIP OF ANY KIND, WAKE THE HELL UP EAGLES YOU HAVE TO PLAY MCNABB TWICE A YEAR....YOU GUYS CAN SUCK A FAT ONE!!!!! BILLSMANIA(BLACK DOLLAR BILLS)